Location:The Gilded Curtain (86 Center Street)
Dress Code:Optional, but if you show up looking like a leprechaun, we’re not stopping you.
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Alright, bozos, here’s the deal:
- We’re **opening the bar on a Monday** (which never happens) because it’s **Saint Patrick’s Day**, and we want an excuse to drink some **damn good Irish whiskey**.
- You buy a ticket, and we **give you whiskey**—specifically, a **one-ounce pour of every New Wave Dublin Irish Whiskey** we can get our hands on. Teelings Pot Still, Dead Rabbit, Roa & Co, and Heypenny
- You sip, you nod like you know what you’re talking about, and you act sophisticated for exactly five minutes before inevitably discussing whether Danny DeVito is Irish.
- We’ll have **Irish beer**, additional pours, and a **whiskey cocktail** for sale in case you need to keep going.
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**FAQ:**
❓ *Is this a serious whiskey tasting?*
🔹 Yeah, but it’s also **Saint Patrick’s Day, so let’s not get too serious.**
❓ *Can I get absolutely wrecked?*
🔹 If you **pay for more drinks**, that’s on you. Just don’t puke in the video rental section.
❓ *Do I need a ticket?*
🔹 **Yes, genius.** Limited spots available, so **get one before you cry about it.**
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Buy your ticket now, or spend your Saint Patrick’s Day drinking warm beer in a sad dive. Your choice
